A Woodland Gardener in the Burbs
I’ve been absent, a lot has occurred and to make a long story short I’ve had to move. New house, new yard, new garden.
But I came out of the woods into a more urban setting with official yards and everything. I don’t know how to act. It’s a neighborhood for heavensakes! As the Gardener Formally Known as a Woodland Gardener, I am suddenly realizing how spoiled I am and getting humbled. No more is my dirt perfect, no more do I have old trees and a functional ecosystem. I am living in a place that has torn the function right out of the land. I have rock hard, over mowed, over raked packed clay and shallow rooted new growth trees making soil dry as a red desert at all times. Uggh.
But nooooo… we must garden! It is sanity after all. Let us go insane for the sake of sanity. So off I went to my favorite nursery, Kinsey Family Farm Landscape Supply. I wasn’t really there to pick up plants but the nurseryman talked me into (oh yeah, his job was tough talking me into a plant) Weeping Eastern Redbud. I’m in love with it already! So I stuffed the 6′ staked tree into my little car and off I went, home to plant, and realized, ohmygosh I can’t just stick this thing in the ground! I must amend soil! Ya got to be kidding. I have had to do a lot of work to plant a little tree, cutting out lawn, preparing soil, and generally cooking in the hot Georgia sun. Here are the lessons I have learned attempting to plant a single tree:
1. Skinny 46 year old women should not attempt to use a tiller unless they are looking to have their butts kicked across the property.
2. You must till. I’m not afraid to get out there and swing a mattock to turn dirt, but hard clay would kill any mortal.
3. You can buy soil amendments. Really! Buy the stuff! This was news to me! In bags even! It does not fall from the trees in the form of leaves like manna from the heavens when land has been cleared. I curse those who came before me and raked every freaking leaf in the place and sent it to landfills.
4. You can buy mulch! Really! IN BAGS! It also does not fall from the trees like manna from heaven…what’s with that? No longer may I walk to another spot in the yard, rake some leaves, run over it with a mulching mower and voilà! Have beautiful, healthy mulch. The stuff you can buy in bags is dyed…you can get colors…erm…why would I feed my plants dye?
5. Mulch even comes in rubber (faux?) which is just plain scary. I think that’s a plot to sell fertilizer when your plants have zero nutrition naturally. People! Don’t use that stuff! You are making your future gardening a lot more difficult, even if you think it’s so handy now. Nothing rots, nothing feeds your plants. They will look like hell in a few seasons.
6. When you leave the woods to live in a neighborhood, your world is no longer one big ‘mixed border’. When you garden in the woods, it’s really just a series of paths you plant anything you dang well please along. See a plant you like? It will fit somewhere! In a neighborhood you have to pretend to give a rat’s fanny about something called ‘curb appeal’, the fine art of caring what some stranger driving down the road thinks of your garden. Okay so I am incorporating the term ‘design’ into my world. It’s a wonderful opportunity to show native plants in an attractive, acceptable landscape and I am looking forward to the challenge.
It’s really hit home how we have tried so hard to come up with attractive, low maintenance landscapes and how we have made the job so much more difficult on ourselves. More watering, more fertilizing, more pruning. I am working a heck of a lot harder to landscape in a landscaped area than I would in an area that had been allowed to function naturally. In the home landscape we’d save work and money if we incorporated nature into it. Use leaves! Rake them into your beds and cover with a dyed mulch if you wish, but feed those trees and shrubs what they want. Plant less grass and stop sucking all the water and nutrition out of the land. Mulch, don’t spray the bedickens out of everything in your path. If you want a plant that does well, plant a native that wants to live in your garden and not off somewhere in the Himalayas. You can have a stunning low maintenance yard if you work with the land, not try to force it into something it’s not. It will rebel against you, eat your time and resources, and ultimately win.
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